Golden Globes

2014 Golden Globes. Let me start off by saying my mom made me a little less than happy tonight. First, she interrupts MULTIPLE times while Leonardo DiCaprio was getting interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet. I literally had to shush her, and not just once. AND THEN she has the audacity to say "Enough already!...oh that's Matt Damon", when the cameras zoomed in on an actor. Yeah, she thought it was Leonardo DiCaprio, she thought it was Leonardo DiCaprio and she said "enough already". I'm done with her. Okay moving on now, Margot Robbie is literally a goddess. She was my favorite look by far. Perez said it best when he stated that she "glistened in gucci." It's not just her look, it's her whole demeanor, her whole personality. She radiates! The woman who everyone is talking about, Lupita Nyong'o, had one of the most amazing dresses to ever be seen at the Golden Globes. The color, the sleekness, and the cape made for an exquisite look. Okay now on to the trash-talking y'all! Kaley Cuoco Kaley Cuoco Kaley Cuoco. Will you ever learn? I swear you took my grandmother's floral blouse with dull, faded colors and just duplicated it into a messy gown. And I know you should never talk bad about a pregnant woman's look but Drew Barrymore's dress was just as bad as the pipe bursting on the red carpet.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler KILLED it from the beginning. I truly do think that they should ditch all of those mediocre comedians and actors who painfully try to get a kick out of at least half of the audience and just face the fact that Fey and Poehler should inevitably be hosting every awards show. Those two women just got what it takes with such ease. One of my favorite jokes of the night was the tv-film side with Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Classic.
In my opinion, I love Jennifer Lawrence I truly do, but I did not think she was even the slightest bit "award worthy" for her role in American Hustle. Amy Adams I could see. She was bad-ass yet put together and actually pulled it off. But that movie was all sorts of wrong and I would have stopped watching it if such big actors weren't in the film.
Amy Poehler, bravo. Well-deserved. In what world is it okay that it's 2014 and Amy Poehler is just winning an award?! She literally makes everyone happy.
oh HOLD UP though...how did Modern Family not win for best comedy or whatever that award was?! Literally Phil Dunphy is the King of Comedy. I'm pissed to say the least.
When Leonardo DiCaprio won for best actor for The Wolf of Wall Street I kid you not I threw my hands up in the air. Ugh and when he did his two thumbs up?! SWOON I CAN'T TAKE HIM I CAN'T TAKE HIM I TELL YOU. Oh and when he said "To my friends, to my family, you know who you are" I just wanted to call him up right there and thank him for giving me a shout-out. I love you, Leo.
If you saw my previous status, I wrote a good amount of this status and then sadly safari quit. So as if my night was not already stressful enough, my tv went out for a hot sec when Leo was presenting for best actress and let me tell ya so did my heart. I couldn't breath, I had a hot flash, how could this happen?! It ended up being fine but like come one GG don't mess with me when Leo is in the picture.
I want to end this rant on a positive note, well for Margot that is. I give you, Margot Robbie, my blessings to date Leonardo DiCaprio. It would honestly make me so happy because if I can't have him, no one can (except for you) and you're perfect and i love you and i love him so it will be a match made in heaven okay? Now after about 5 hours of the Golden Globes, I'm going to bed. TT for the win, goodnight to everyone who thinks I'm mentally insane bc you are the ones who like this status and fuel my fire.